fumpty

A state of being half-full and half-empty at the same time.

The glass is fumpty.

fumpty by Winged Rhino March 2, 2016

fumpty

The state of being half-full and half-empty at the same time.

The glass is fumpty.

fumpty by Winged Rhino March 6, 2016

half-fumpty 

Half full and half empty at the same time.

It's a metaphor towards how you look at life. Some days the glass is half full and other days the glass is half empty. Most days, it is half-fumpty.

half-fumpty by vibrations March 18, 2010

Flumpty Bumpty 

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.

Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!

Flumpty Bumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

One Night at Flumpty's 

Another Five Nights at Freddy's fangame.
And no, not like the cheesy and unoriginal kind. It's done in a cartoonish yet well-done style, and the jumpscares are actually effective, in many people's opinion at least.
For more details, go check out the game yourself. It's free on GameJolt.

Random Idiot: Hey, did you see Markiplier play One Night at Flumpty's?

One Night at Flumpty's by Nuukill May 14, 2015

humpty frumpty 

a post menopausal woman: round and wrinkled beyond a cure.

Too many years in the sun sipping margaritas left her looking humpty frumpty. No king would bother sending horses or men to fix her.

humpty frumpty by harpnbard January 21, 2011

Fupty 

You know, fupty. It's a word to describe the state of something that is fupty

Nicole is looking mighty fupty today. Dude you could totally get her to fupty later.

Fupty by The Alaskan Pooja October 5, 2012