Futty
Futty by Flatearthtard March 20, 2020
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futty
Extremly obese people;often just really ugly. Never seen their feet. Love to change the colors of their grillz. (You'll find them grilled out nicely.On south beach.In their wife beat). They often wear belly shirts and are definatly foods biggest fan. They sometimes go by the names remi or tom. Sometimes, not always.
futty by Maxine Collins May 30, 2006
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Cum-guzzling futty dutty
A dirty whore that likes to drink cum after having sex in the anus.
Do Not Try this at home... you never go ass to mouth.
Do Not Try this at home... you never go ass to mouth.
Jackie: gosh that girl is such a tramp!!!
Heather: Yeah I heard from Tim that she's a cum-guzzling futty dutty.
Heather: Yeah I heard from Tim that she's a cum-guzzling futty dutty.
Cum-guzzling futty dutty by []D[][]V[][]D#5 November 9, 2008
Monoma Futty
Usually an extremely fat person who loves to eat cake and sit on the sofa all day.
Doesn't really have a life and usually smells like dead badgers and road kill
Doesn't really have a life and usually smells like dead badgers and road kill
Monoma Futty by DaRiAnSuNnShInE October 3, 2012
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