FUTY 

Text slang like "lol" or "fml", Pronounced "foot- ee" Stands for "Fuck you, that's why." Often used when someone asks a rhetorical, unanswerable, or stupid "why" question.

Grandma: "Why did you throw up in my shoe?"
Cat: " Cuz Futy."

FUTY by Knave_RL October 8, 2017

Futy 

Someone who puts on a fake face to say thank you, when they are visibly unsatisfied with your deed. Often at times when being served by a form of customer service.

When a thank you, really seems like a fuck you.

Today a lady waited quite a while for her coffee while I was working at the cafe. She started being a cow about how slow we were taking, but before she left she sarcastically said thank you. What a dumb futy!

Futy by WHOSanonymous November 25, 2011

futyfgfstg 

A random key smash

Dude 1: futyfgfstg
Dude 2: ok stop it i know you angry but WTF

futyfgfstg by THAT_EMO_KID_666 May 22, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008