FUTY

Text slang like "lol" or "fml", Pronounced "foot- ee" Stands for "Fuck you, that's why." Often used when someone asks a rhetorical, unanswerable, or stupid "why" question.

Grandma: "Why did you throw up in my shoe?"
Cat: " Cuz Futy."

by Knave_RL October 08, 2017