Fuctologist

( n) Someone who studies how to bring fuckery to ones life

Shit happens everytime he comes around. He's the best fuctologist you'll ever see

by B.A.M.F1975 May 20, 2022

fartologist

A person who studies farts.

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.

by Marc April 25, 2005

Fruitologist

The epitome of an export who knows all about fruit anatomy, sale of fruit and can fix any problems associated with fruit. Also known as Thomas, the fruitologist works tirelessly to ensure quality supply of fruit to his customers.

I once had a problem with my crappy fruit, one visit from the fruitologist and my problems had dissapeared, plus the fruit was sold for a rock bottom price!

by Dancingqueenapples June 15, 2018

Fuckologist

One who studies Fuckology.

The fuckologist recieved his PHD in Fuckology.

by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011

Funologist

A person well trained in the act of fun

Jenny: Man, I feel so sad, I am in a rut...I'm just not that happy

Lindsey: Girl, you need to hire a funologist

by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

Fattologist

or Fattologista (f). A person who studies fat bodies (or things) as well as related sociological and cultural phenomena. n.b. The term should be pronounced in italian, particularly the "fatto" part of the word.

As a young girl with hypothyroidism and lifelong fat-experience made her a fattologista by default.

by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021

fagtologist

a slick name for a faggot; a man who takes sexual interest in another man; a buttbuddy

"He was a fagtologist because he majored in Butt Piracy and likes it up the butt"

by luckytoe April 15, 2009