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fartologist 

I am going to community college to get my associates in fartology.
fartologist by Marc April 25, 2005

Fruitologist 

The epitome of an export who knows all about fruit anatomy, sale of fruit and can fix any problems associated with fruit. Also known as Thomas, the fruitologist works tirelessly to ensure quality supply of fruit to his customers.
I once had a problem with my crappy fruit, one visit from the fruitologist and my problems had dissapeared, plus the fruit was sold for a rock bottom price!

Fuckologist 

The fuckologist recieved his PHD in Fuckology.
Fuckologist by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011

Funologist 

A person well trained in the act of fun
Jenny: Man, I feel so sad, I am in a rut...I'm just not that happy

Lindsey: Girl, you need to hire a funologist
Funologist by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

Fattologist 

or Fattologista (f). A person who studies fat bodies (or things) as well as related sociological and cultural phenomena. n.b. The term should be pronounced in italian, particularly the "fatto" part of the word.
As a young girl with hypothyroidism and lifelong fat-experience made her a fattologista by default.
Fattologist by PetiteSaucisse November 16, 2021

fagtologist 

a slick name for a faggot; a man who takes sexual interest in another man; a buttbuddy
"He was a fagtologist because he majored in Butt Piracy and likes it up the butt"
fagtologist by luckytoe April 15, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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