Fruitologist

The epitome of an export who knows all about fruit anatomy, sale of fruit and can fix any problems associated with fruit. Also known as Thomas, the fruitologist works tirelessly to ensure quality supply of fruit to his customers.

I once had a problem with my crappy fruit, one visit from the fruitologist and my problems had dissapeared, plus the fruit was sold for a rock bottom price!

Fruitologist by Dancingqueenapples June 15, 2018

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fruitflorist

Scibelli who plays with flowers in Maine during the winter.

Someone tell the fruitflorist that his buttpirate friend is here with some more flowers.

fruitflorist by Captain Dipshit October 8, 2003

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Fruitologist • fruitflorist • Fuctologist

Fuctologist

( n) Someone who studies how to bring fuckery to ones life

Shit happens everytime he comes around. He's the best fuctologist you'll ever see

Fuctologist by B.A.M.F1975 May 20, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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