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fuckstie 

We used to be just friends but now were fucksties
fuckstie by Getsome1002 December 31, 2017
Words you can keep

Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"
"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"
Fuckster's Law by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

fuckstick 

If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.
fuckstick by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Fuckster 

1. A word developed to describe a person who has done something shady or is shady.
2. Someone who likes to hit it and quit it all day.
3. Someone who does something or says something that pisses everyone off.
4. A synonym to the slang version of "gay", not literally homosexual.
"Damn do you see that fuckster over there?" - Tim
"Oh you mean that shady guy named Eugene Kim
that looks like Tae Yang?" - Victor

" Stop being such a fuckster Eugene! >:O"

"I'm sorry, but seriously the first time i met that guy Eugene,
I knew he was a fuckster"
Fuckster by KPXentertainment September 27, 2010

Fuckster 

the entirely porn version of napster
check out all this sweaty buttsex and felching on fuckster

Fuckstick 

Fuckstick is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is interchangeable with fuck which can mean just about anything.
Awe fuckstick! Are you fucksticking me?That mother fuckstick fucksticked me in the fuckstick!
Fuckstick by Cori and Laura October 28, 2021

fuckstink 

Noun. The lingering smell of recent copulation, either in the air, or more usually, on a person.
Don't go in that bedroom; it reeks of fuckstink!!

Hey man, you need to go take a shower and get that fuckstink off you.

So I went to go down on my boyfriend, but I had to stop 'cause of his awful fuckstink!
fuckstink by Vagi May 23, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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