Fuckspload 

used to describe a failed attempt; when something just went fucking wrong; when everything backfires and blows up in your fucking face

"It all fucksploaded." "We were doing fine till SHE came along and made everything fuckspload." "My grades are all fucksploaded!"

Fuckspload by Emily April 21, 2005

Fucketloads 

Combining the term "bucketloads" (slang for "a lot" or "heaps" ie: a large quantity) and "fuck". Meaning: Fucking Lots or a very large Fucking Quantity.

We drank Fucketloads of beer last night.

That chick has Fucketloads of attitude.

Bec is Fucketloads funny.

I want Fucketloads of money and I will waste it on Fucketloads of shit.

Fucketloads by grogboy April 25, 2014

What-the-Fucksplosion 

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.

What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.

What-the-Fucksplosion by ThePigThatArfs August 29, 2009

Fuckloads 

A lot. Heaps. An exaggerated amount.
If there are fuckloads of something it is more than truckloads, the word 'fuck' being a more powerful word.

Wow there's fuckloads of people here today!
There's fuckloads of syrup on my pancakes.

Fuckloads by IAmAWienerUncleJanet August 20, 2011

mighty fuckload 

Unit of measure to describe masses of great quantity; mass greater than fuckload.

conversion: mighty fuckload = 2.8 fuckloads

Press release: "This new trans-oceanic transport vessel can carry the largest cargo capacity possible! Seven mighty fuckloads!"

mighty fuckload by dominocaliente November 8, 2009

Fuckload 

Too fucking much, Stronger way of saying 'Shitload'

Jamal: Bruh you wanna hang?
Deandre: No, I got work to do nigga.
Jamal: I ain't got none doe!
Deandre: Fuck you, you Fuckboi! I got a Fuckload!

Fuckload by idfwudotnet March 31, 2015

fuckload 

Lesser known synonym for shitload, meaning very many, a whole bunch of or scads of.

That's a fuckload of gasoline you are using to get that brush pile started, Bubba...careful about that little bit you spilled on your cods.

fuckload by harry flashman July 16, 2003