distressed 

Clothing that is ripped/made dirty during the manufacturing process, which for some reason makes it more desirable and expensive than if it were unripped and clean .

a: Dude, you're an idiot. No one is going to buy your dirty old socks on eBay.
b: They're not dirty, they're distressed.

distressed by iEatPoo May 15, 2006

Distressed Watcher 

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.

Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!

Distressed Watcher by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009

distressed british national 

A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.

A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.

We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.

Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.

Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.

distressed british national by RedLeg3 May 7, 2011

Damsel-in-Distressed

This is where a woman manufactures an intimate yet fake online relationship with a (usually lonely) male to con him out of money. After she sinks her claws in, she comes up with a story that her electricity and internet are about to be cut off and she won't be able to talk to him anymore. The guy believes he is a knight in shining armor coming to her rescue and wires her a few hundred dollars. Meanwhile, the grifter girl has another 6 marks on the hook who she's currently working. (The guy is distressed when he finally figures it out…)

Dude, you look like hell! What happened?

I met this really great girl over the internet. We fell in love and were planning to meet in person. But she lost her job and couldn't pay her bills. So I sent her some money to help her out but I haven't heard from her in days. I'm really worried something happened to her.

Dude! You totally got Damsel-in-Distressed!

What?

Uh, never mind.

Damsel-in-Distressed by Lo S3lf 3st33m January 16, 2011

Tactically Distressed 

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).

"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."

Tactically Distressed by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz 

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Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

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Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz 

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Stutter Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz

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