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Fuckhold

Fuckhold (fuc•hoe•ld) is a cheap K-mart knockoff imitation slang of the word cuckold.
Fuck your Animes, you fuckhold!
by Petradox July 6, 2016
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Fuckhold

To consistently and or consecutively and or instantaneously halt and or thwart and or defunctionalize fucking. Not to be confused with an anti-naturalism chemically self-masochistic and or self-genocidal suicidal moronic and or stupid cuckhold and or also the antifuckboy.
That Jimmy kept throwing horseshoes on the horse racetrack to fuckhold the effects of the bad luck number 13 Jimmy’s horse possessed.

A knight that used a shield uses a shield to fuckhold damages that may happen toward a knight and or to either decapitate and or pummel and or maul a declared and or chosen combatant.

That youngin’ never knew this when the youngin’ was young but ; killing a black chicken is to fuckhold.
by TheSevencrownedAlienUberdevil December 3, 2024
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Essence Of Fuckhole

1. To automatically hate someone as soon as you meet them.
-You see someone for the first time and you hate theme already.
(Just met someone new ex..Dylan)
Hey Curtis, Im getting the essence of fuckhole from that Dylan guy.
by Ihop vs De dutch January 18, 2010
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fuckhole

Wow! Nice fuckhole! Mind if i fuck it?
by ice(sic) November 3, 2002
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what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009
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fuckhole junction

Female equivalent to the male taint, gooch, or grundle, if you will. A wonderful place to become lost, as there is no wrong path to take.
I would love to spend some quality time at her fuckhole junction, perhaps taking the road less traveled.
by Paco El Grande March 5, 2012
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fuckholean

of or similar to a fuckhole in certain regards. In other words a complete dickheaded obstinate shit who is as or more stubborn as a mule.
Guy 1: Don't you think that dude is just so fuckholean?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, totes bro.
by Dr. Awesome guy April 2, 2014
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