Don't Give A Fuck Mode (DGAF) is a temporary (or permanent for some people) period of time when a person chooses to "not give a fuck" and do whatever he/she pleases without worrying about the consequences.
John: I heard Zach drank a bottle of whiskey, crashed his car, punched a cop, slept with two fat chicks, and asked his sister to marry him last night.
Chris: Yeah man, he definitely was in Don't Give a Fuck Mode... he probably had a rough morning.
An large pile of laundry, often found in homes with more than 2 residents whom share a communal laundry & related duties. Word is used by the person who thinks they have finally finished washing the heaping pile only to find more dirty laundry and realizes: "fuck, there's more!" Yes folks, there always is.
I have to go home and tackle Mt. Fuckmore before the weekend so I have something to wear Saturday night.
"Holy shit dude...no bail? and the judge said you are going to county? You were only drinking cause your old lady was cheating on you anyways. Are you alright"
"Yeah. Yeah I am. I'm in fuck mode. It's all down hill from here."
When your done having sex with a girl and she leaves so you move some furniture back to the way it was before preferably couch closer to tv to play video games on
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.