A relationship where you only come to fuck and get your sexual frustration out with one person only where you also perform many fantasies you both my have
When you and your partner (i.e. same sex, opposite sex) sleep around either together or apart. Both parties are fully aware of the other person's activities.
When you decide to also bring a third party into the relationship and constantly refer to yourselves as "the power of 3" (i.e. Charmed -- cause there's nothing "charming" about that).
Guy #1: Wait, I didn't know that they were ALL together in a relationship? What is that? I mean... how??
Guy #2: That's not a relationship. That's a fucklationship.
A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.
The fucktationship allowed both Susan and SportModel the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.
It’s a really really really toxic relationship where one or both parties are getting really fucked mentally or emotionally or all at once to the point they might lose their self-identity
Guy 1 *Standing in front of a mirror*: do I even exist?
Guy 2: Have you been in a fuckuationship lately?
Root words: Fu, meaning Fuck, and Lationship, meaning Relationship.
A Fulationship is having a false relationship with someone based only on having sex.
Unlike Fuck Buddies, which are friends who have sex with eachother... In a Fulationship you don't even have to like the person, your only in it for the sex.
"John is in a Fulationship with Jane... He doesn't even like her!"
"I think i want a Fulationship with Jane because she's so hot, but man is she stupid!"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.