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Fuckitrus 

Fuckitrus is a fish that is uncommon, From Japan and mostly hard to catch.
Hilary: Hey bro, Wanna catch a Fuckitrus fish?
Tyrone: Sure, I love Fuckitrus Fishes.
Fuckitrus by RM7163 April 25, 2022
Words you can keep

Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

fucktrump 

When circumstances or management seem ridiculously out of control or unorganised
That idiot running this place is a total fucktrump dickhead

Fuckitis 

The constant need to fuck with things real or imagined
Nannette has fuckitis....
Fuckitis by Tooldevil May 27, 2018

Fuckstruck

Not head over heels in love, but heels over head in bed. Madly in lust with someone. Unable to think clearly as a direct result of getting laid.
Friend 1: "how does Anne feel about David, I haven't seen her forever"

Friend 2: "well I'm not sure she loves him, but she certainly seems Fuckstruck. I don't think we'll see much of her for a while."
Fuckstruck by dc4aml September 9, 2012

Fuckstructor 

An individual seemingly entrusted with the duty to teach a highly complex, demanding or otherwise formidable pursuit; but in reality conveys horrific misinformation, convoluted material presentation and unyielding authoritarianism.
So, how are the flying lessons going?
Better now, after I got a "real instructor".
What happened?
Well, for the first five days a Fuckstructor taught me the WRONG WAY to measure fuel, read a sectional chart, prep the aircraft and HOW TO FUCKING LAND.
Damn. What did you do?
Oh, HE GONE!
Fuckstructor by YAWA September 11, 2021
a temporary sickness, characterized by apathy, in regards to matters considered important by society's standards
I've been slacking off at work and in school; think I have a case of the fuckits.
fuckits by Flutterbabbit December 27, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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