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fuckcrush 

when you have a crush on someone...but you only want to fuck them
omg i have a fuckcrush on her!!!
fuckcrush by magnetism123456 December 29, 2009
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fuckcrush 

a girl or boy that you have a huge crush on and would totally take home, but society has decided that this person is an outcast and that you should be put to shame for even confessing to having a crush on this person. So the affected person ends up trying to realize a way to solve the problem but ends up remaining unsuccessful.
I think that Jay has a fuckcrush on aimee, you notice how he's watching her?
-yeah poor sucker is wasting his time...maybe we should get someone else to distract him...
-great idea! let's save his social life!

fuckcrush 

i think i have a fuckcrush on her
fuckcrush by magnetism123456 December 30, 2009

Fuckushima 

Exclamation when things continue to go drastically wrong on a nuclear scale. Aptly named after the Fukushima Nuclear facility in Japan.
A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.

A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?

B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!
Fuckushima by WardrobeLamppost March 31, 2011

Fuckerish 

1. A person who takes no shit, always loyal to and protective of those they hold dear.

2. One of the truest soldiers you can find.

3. Someone who is always there for another Fuckerish, no matter what.

4. The wrath of God.
"Oh fuck... he went Fuckerish on my ass.."

or:

"She's Fuckerish, I wouldn't do that if I was you.."
Fuckerish by Mr. Fuckerish October 8, 2008

Fuck Crush

Dude....he's such a douche.
Yeah, But I'd tap that... he's my fuck crush.
Fuck Crush by pritzypritzy June 15, 2011

FuckBush fries 

Used to be called French fries. Delicious potato chips dipped in oil and served with ketchup or mustard while still piping hot.
I'm going to order a supersize order of FuckBush fries with my burger.
FuckBush fries by Frenchy May 11, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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