fuckcrush 

when you have a crush on someone...but you only want to fuck them

omg i have a fuckcrush on her!!!

fuckcrush by magnetism123456 December 29, 2009

fuckcrush 

a girl or boy that you have a huge crush on and would totally take home, but society has decided that this person is an outcast and that you should be put to shame for even confessing to having a crush on this person. So the affected person ends up trying to realize a way to solve the problem but ends up remaining unsuccessful.

I think that Jay has a fuckcrush on aimee, you notice how he's watching her?
-yeah poor sucker is wasting his time...maybe we should get someone else to distract him...
-great idea! let's save his social life!

fuckcrush by random ass dude who is sexayyy March 5, 2015

fuckcrush 

when you have a sexual crush on someone

i think i have a fuckcrush on her

fuckcrush by magnetism123456 December 30, 2009

Fuckushima 

Exclamation when things continue to go drastically wrong on a nuclear scale. Aptly named after the Fukushima Nuclear facility in Japan.

A: Dude whats the matter?
B: I just got fired and on the way home I wrecked my car.
A: No way! That's terrible.
B: And my dog was in the back seat, Sparky didn't stand a chance.

A: Dude that sucks. Did you hear about Grandma?

B: Fuckushima! I can't take all this at once!

Fuckushima by WardrobeLamppost March 31, 2011

Fuckerish 

1. A person who takes no shit, always loyal to and protective of those they hold dear.

2. One of the truest soldiers you can find.

3. Someone who is always there for another Fuckerish, no matter what.

4. The wrath of God.

"Oh fuck... he went Fuckerish on my ass.."

or:

"She's Fuckerish, I wouldn't do that if I was you.."

Fuckerish by Mr. Fuckerish October 8, 2008

Fuck Crush

A sexual crush that has no romantic attachments.

Dude....he's such a douche.
Yeah, But I'd tap that... he's my fuck crush.

Fuck Crush by pritzypritzy June 15, 2011

FuckBush fries 

Used to be called French fries. Delicious potato chips dipped in oil and served with ketchup or mustard while still piping hot.

I'm going to order a supersize order of FuckBush fries with my burger.

FuckBush fries by Frenchy May 11, 2003