Fuckitts

1) A counterproductive mindset that creeps into your system throughout a day. 2) When you are too drunk and horny for your own good.

1) Employer ", Hey Bill, are you going to start working? It's fifteen minutes past break time."
Bill ", Sorry sir, but I'm gonna sit here and read this Auto Trader. Got me a case of the fuckitts.

2)Friend ",What were you thinking James? She was a 4, and a soft 4 at that."
James ", YOU'RE JUST BITCHIN' CAUSE WE DID IT IN YOUR BED!...... sorry man, it's the fuckitts talking."

Fuckitts by hazzel January 11, 2014

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Fuckitism

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.

My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.

Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

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Fuckitis

The constant need to fuck with things real or imagined

Nannette has fuckitis....

Fuckitis by Tooldevil May 27, 2018

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fuckits

a temporary sickness, characterized by apathy, in regards to matters considered important by society's standards

I've been slacking off at work and in school; think I have a case of the fuckits.

fuckits by Flutterbabbit December 27, 2008

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Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck

1. To have sexual intercourse.

2. An exclamation made when stuffed something up.

3. What Bushy and her Schmootzy Poo do.

Girl 1: Guess what I did in the public toilets! :D
Girl 2: *oh god..* What!
Girl 1: I had a Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck .. WITH MY SCHMOOTZY POO!
Girl 2: *WHAT DA FAAAAAAAAAAARK* cool.

Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuck fuck by Bec Loves Kes :D October 8, 2011

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in vino fuckitas

In vino veritas = in wine, there is truth
in vino fuckitas = in wine, there is sex

Classy way to say "drunken sex."

Usually occurs at dinner parties, in hall closets.

Girl: After polishing off two bottles of red wine, the in vino fuckitas was inevitable.

in vino fuckitas by ProjectNine September 21, 2011

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The Fuckits

The state of not giving a fuck.

Will: Hey David, would you like to go out and do something retarded as shit?

David: FUCK ITTTTTTTT
^

David has a case of the fuckits

The Fuckits by David, HeartDavid August 1, 2012

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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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