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Fuckitupism 

1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends

3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.

5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

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Fuckitupism by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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Fuckitupism 

1.The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2.The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

3.Another way of saying a person is a failure.

3.A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.
Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.
Fuckitupism by zingeraddict October 13, 2011
A way of life endorsed by many, most often fueled by the chronic use of a substance, leading to a pathetic series of failures and self-denigration.
My devotion to the fuckupism lifestyle was concurrent with a bottomless daily cocktail of vodka and Vicodin.
fuckupism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Fuckedupism 

A distinctive doctrine, cause, theory or religion of thoroughly confused, disordered, or damaged way of thinking that makes life, situation, or circumstance very difficult or lacking a good outcome.
Fuckedupism is the new norm among 21st century governments.
Fuckedupism by Foxylan September 10, 2020

fuckedupism 

Anything in life that engages your mind to say" what the fuck"
We are on our way to fuckedupism!
fuckedupism by Faith420 January 26, 2018

Suckitupism 

The law of suckitupism
Learning to shut the fuck up and suck it up!
The law of suckitupism grants that you no longer tell me about your bloody problems...just suck it up!
Suckitupism by Ms. Arden December 14, 2010
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