Definitions by Betdog

Fuckfizzle 

A dude that starts out strong and hard, but becomes limp before the business is done.

Girl, he was a fuckfizzle! He put 10 inches in me and 2 minutes later it was 3 inches of dead dick. He ain't even cum before it got all soft and shit.

Fuckfizzle by Betdog November 9, 2012

Grundelthumper 

A person who is unable to find the hole with his penis.

Dayum. That drunk grundelthumper couldn't get it in my asshole OR my pussy.

Grundelthumper by Betdog November 4, 2012