Fucketto

A word commonly used by middle aged white fathers to describe a situation that is unfavorable. Especially when driving.

Dad- What the Fucketto?
Son- They had right of way Dad.

by Eigengrau July 25, 2021

fuckette

the female version of the word "fucker", sometimes known as the "fuckee"

Jill is a fuckette; she is a very promiscuous girl.

by jimbobjoe March 30, 2004

Fucketloads

Combining the term "bucketloads" (slang for "a lot" or "heaps" ie: a large quantity) and "fuck". Meaning: Fucking Lots or a very large Fucking Quantity.

We drank Fucketloads of beer last night.

That chick has Fucketloads of attitude.

Bec is Fucketloads funny.

I want Fucketloads of money and I will waste it on Fucketloads of shit.

by grogboy April 25, 2014

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

The mating call of the rare fuckus bird.

There it is!

by Zach G. January 14, 2004

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!

The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:

1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration

CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"

by Spork_damage May 7, 2007

fuckettable

/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.

Sally: "So ... how was the sex??!!"
Susan: "Meh. Totally fuckettable."
Sally: "Oh, dear."

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020

fucketty fuck

a swear-word, used instead the quite boring fuck.
Korana likes to use it in her if she sing-swears.

used as a regular swear word as in: "oh, fucketty fuck!"

by robinson82 September 17, 2012