fucketts
Getting or having the 'Fucketts' is to lazy, not wanting and cant be bothered to do fucking anything at all!
fucketts by Devine Kismet August 31, 2018
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The Fucketts
To Get or have the 'Fucketts' is to be
slothful, work-shy, shiftless, loafing, inactive, inert, sluggish, lethargic
lazy, and not wanting to do & cant be bothered or fucked to do anything at all!
slothful, work-shy, shiftless, loafing, inactive, inert, sluggish, lethargic
lazy, and not wanting to do & cant be bothered or fucked to do anything at all!
E.g Mary lou are you coming out with us tonight?
A: Nah man ive me a serious case of the "The Fucketts"
A: Nah man ive me a serious case of the "The Fucketts"
The Fucketts by Devine Kismet August 30, 2018
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fuckette
Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!
Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! by Zach G. January 14, 2004
Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!
The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:
1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration
1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration
CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"
Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! by Spork_damage May 7, 2007
Fuckitts
1) A counterproductive mindset that creeps into your system throughout a day. 2) When you are too drunk and horny for your own good.
1) Employer ", Hey Bill, are you going to start working? It's fifteen minutes past break time."
Bill ", Sorry sir, but I'm gonna sit here and read this Auto Trader. Got me a case of the fuckitts.
2)Friend ",What were you thinking James? She was a 4, and a soft 4 at that."
James ", YOU'RE JUST BITCHIN' CAUSE WE DID IT IN YOUR BED!...... sorry man, it's the fuckitts talking."
Bill ", Sorry sir, but I'm gonna sit here and read this Auto Trader. Got me a case of the fuckitts.
2)Friend ",What were you thinking James? She was a 4, and a soft 4 at that."
James ", YOU'RE JUST BITCHIN' CAUSE WE DID IT IN YOUR BED!...... sorry man, it's the fuckitts talking."
fuckettable
/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.
fuckettable by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020
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