fuckhetaboutit

/fəkˈhetəˌboutīt/

verb

To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.
My boyfriend was totally freaked out about losing his job, but I made him fuckhetaboutit!
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confusimicating

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/

adjective

Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.

verb

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/

To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.

When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
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Thorrific

/THəˈrifik/

adjective

Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.
The breakup was truly Thorrific, I didn't get out of bed for weeks.
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Bowieite

/'bōēˌīt/

noun

A person who is unusually devoted to the works and persona of David Bowie.
It's been four years, and I still can't listen to more than one or two David Bowie songs in a row without ending up on a three-day crying jag. Only my fellow Bowieites get it.
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Spice Girl

/ˈspīsɡərl/

noun

A woman who engages in consensual, safe, casual sex with multiple partners purely for fun.
My best friends are all Spice Girls - they're way more interesting and entertaining than my annoyingly monogamous friends.
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evel

/ˈevəl/

adjective

Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.

noun

Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.
I'll never forgive her for stealing my diary and posting it online. It wasn't just mean, it was evel.

Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.
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snatch quack

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist
I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon
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