SoSlightlyScarlet's definitions

snatch quack

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist

I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

evel

/ˈevəl/

adjective

Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.

noun

Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.

I'll never forgive her for stealing my diary and posting it online. It wasn't just mean, it was evel.

Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

sekret

/ˈsēkrit/

noun

An "if I told you, I'd have to kill you" secret.

I trust you with my life, but I can't tell you who I'm working for. It's not a secret. It's a sekret.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

unfucker

/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.

Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

fuckettable

/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.

Sally: "So ... how was the sex??!!"
Susan: "Meh. Totally fuckettable."
Sally: "Oh, dear."

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020

fuckhetaboutit

/fəkˈhetəˌboutīt/

verb

To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.

My boyfriend was totally freaked out about losing his job, but I made him fuckhetaboutit!

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020

Bowieite

/'bōēˌīt/

noun

A person who is unusually devoted to the works and persona of David Bowie.

It's been four years, and I still can't listen to more than one or two David Bowie songs in a row without ending up on a three-day crying jag. Only my fellow Bowieites get it.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020