Definitions by SoSlightlyScarlet

Conflingeld 

/kənˈfliNG əld/

adj

Perplexed and bewildered, while simultaneously experiencing brain death

The excessive number of spreadsheets she was forced to peruse to find unimportant information left her thoroughly conflingeld.

Conflingeld by SoSlightlyScarlet March 12, 2025

Lowieite 

/'lōēˌīt/

noun

A Bowieite who is unusually devoted to the David Bowie album "Low".

Last night, I put "Warszawa" on repeat for three hours while I painted my

bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!

Lowieite by SoSlightlyScarlet April 8, 2021

fuckettable 

/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.

Sally: "So ... how was the sex??!!"
Susan: "Meh. Totally fuckettable."
Sally: "Oh, dear."

fuckettable by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020

fuckhetaboutit 

/fəkˈhetəˌboutīt/

verb

To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.

My boyfriend was totally freaked out about losing his job, but I made him fuckhetaboutit!

fuckhetaboutit by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020

unfuckettable

/ˌənfəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that stands out as being impossible to forget.

"Unfuckettable ... that's what you are ..."

No, I'm never going to see him again. The sex was unfuckettably terrible.

unfuckettable by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

Bowieite 

/'bōēˌīt/

noun

A person who is unusually devoted to the works and persona of David Bowie.

It's been four years, and I still can't listen to more than one or two David Bowie songs in a row without ending up on a three-day crying jag. Only my fellow Bowieites get it.

Bowieite by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

evel 

/ˈevəl/

adjective

Irredeemably and irrevokably immoral and cruel.

noun

Irredeemable and irrevocable wickedness.

I'll never forgive her for stealing my diary and posting it online. It wasn't just mean, it was evel.

Don't date him, girl, he's evel to the core and will never change.

evel by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020