SoSlightlyScarlet's definitions

Thorrific

/THəˈrifik/

adjective

Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.

The breakup was truly Thorrific, I didn't get out of bed for weeks.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

confusimicating

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/

adjective

Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.

verb

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/

To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.

My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.

When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020

fuckhetaboutit

/fəkˈhetəˌboutīt/

verb

To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.

My boyfriend was totally freaked out about losing his job, but I made him fuckhetaboutit!

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020

fuckettable

/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.

Sally: "So ... how was the sex??!!"
Susan: "Meh. Totally fuckettable."
Sally: "Oh, dear."

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020

unfucker

/ənˈfəkər/

noun

Someone who helps other people extract themselves from potentially embarrassing or awkward situations.

Darn it, I accidentally told him I loved him when I was drunk and now he won't return my texts. I need to hire a relationship unfucker.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

Lowieite

/'lōēˌīt/

noun

A Bowieite who is unusually devoted to the David Bowie album "Low".

Last night, I put "Warszawa" on repeat for three hours while I painted my

bedroom ceiling. What can I say, I'm a Lowieite!

by SoSlightlyScarlet April 8, 2021

Bowieite

/'bōēˌīt/

noun

A person who is unusually devoted to the works and persona of David Bowie.

It's been four years, and I still can't listen to more than one or two David Bowie songs in a row without ending up on a three-day crying jag. Only my fellow Bowieites get it.

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020