It's been four years, and I still can't listen to more than one or two David Bowie songs in a row without ending up on a three-day crying jag. Only my fellow Bowieites get it.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020
/ˌənfəkˈedəb(ə)l/
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that stands out as being impossible to forget.
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that stands out as being impossible to forget.
"Unfuckettable ... that's what you are ..."
No, I'm never going to see him again. The sex was unfuckettably terrible.
No, I'm never going to see him again. The sex was unfuckettably terrible.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/
adjective
Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.
verb
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/
To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
adjective
Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.
verb
/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/
To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.
When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020
I trust you with my life, but I can't tell you who I'm working for. It's not a secret. It's a sekret.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 07, 2020
/fəkˈhetəˌboutīt/
verb
To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.
verb
To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020
/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.
adjective
Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020
/THəˈrifik/
adjective
Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.
adjective
Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 07, 2020