Bowieite

/'bōēˌīt/

noun

A person who is unusually devoted to the works and persona of David Bowie.
It's been four years, and I still can't listen to more than one or two David Bowie songs in a row without ending up on a three-day crying jag. Only my fellow Bowieites get it.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020
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fuckhetaboutit

/fəkˈhetəˌboutīt/

verb

To cease (or to cause someone to cease) thinking about something by engaging in sexual activity.
My boyfriend was totally freaked out about losing his job, but I made him fuckhetaboutit!
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020
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unfuckettable

/ˌənfəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that stands out as being impossible to forget.
"Unfuckettable ... that's what you are ..."

No, I'm never going to see him again. The sex was unfuckettably terrible.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020
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yez

/yez/

exclamation

Giving an affirmative response or indicating agreement in an unenthusiastic manner.
Hungover, I reluctantly answered my boss' call. "Did you finish the presentation?" she asked breathlessly. I hesitated, then "Yez," I replied, in a tone that I hoped would passive-aggressively convey my utter distaste for the presentation and for all other things work-related.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020
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fuckettable

/fəkˈedəb(ə)l/

adjective

Sexual intercourse (or a participant thereof) that is boring and unmemorable.
Sally: "So ... how was the sex??!!"
Susan: "Meh. Totally fuckettable."
Sally: "Oh, dear."
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 25, 2020
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Thorrific

/THəˈrifik/

adjective

Feeling as if the Norse god Thor is applying his hammer to inflict severe emotional distress.
The breakup was truly Thorrific, I didn't get out of bed for weeks.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 06, 2020
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confusimicating

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkātiNG/

adjective

Containing elements that are beyond one's mental capacity to comprehend.

verb

/kənˈfyo͞ozimiˌkāt/

To cause confusion, or to render more complex by the deliberate inclusion of mentally taxing, contradictory or nonsensical elements.
My boss is threatened by me, so he gives me confusimicating directives in the hope that I'll slip up.

When my boyfriend hints at marriage, I confusimicate him by going on and on about the legal ramifications thereof.
by SoSlightlyScarlet February 24, 2020
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