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Fuckboitism 

A mental disease from which one may suffer from being an outrageously horny, desperate cunt and tries to get in with a girl only to end the relationship saying he's not ready for a girlfriend when three days later he's trying to get In with other girl, then tries to get in with the girl again so she will stop hating him and turning ppl against him then ends it saying that the girl and her friend gave him depression.
Jack wasn't ready for a girlfriend so he ended his relationship and got with another girl not three days later. and ofc everyone hated jack so he came back to the first girl and she took him back and ended it bc she apparentally gave me him depression. but all worked out okay as the girl recently learned jack suffered from not only fuckboitism and depression but also desperation which doesn't mix very well fuckboitism, if u meet anyone like this plz stay away from as they may be contagious. should also stay awake from the asian looking ones who send videos of themselves coming to girls.
- THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE X
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Fuckitism 

A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
My core belief in Fuckitism has saved me many times when being a loser is a most repugnant option.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018

Fuckboilism 

Jake Paul
Jake Paul is a symbol of Fuckboilism
Fuckboilism by M:E:M:E:D:A:D:D:Y October 22, 2017

fuckwitism

1. A term used to describe one who is acting like a fuckwit - partaking in activities which are foolish and / or irritating to others.

2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.
1. Dirko: Dude, the sheer amount of fuckwitism going on drove me away from the Post Office Hotel.
Luko: Christ...

2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...
fuckwitism by Grant Hayes November 14, 2005

Fuckboyism 

Having the mental state of mind of being a fuckboy
When Tom wanted two girls, he had a fuckboyism
Fuckboyism by Antifuckboysrus June 4, 2015

Fuckboyism 

A disease mostly found in kids or teenagers (typically around 10-16 years) that is obsessed with either of the following: Fortnite, modern rappers, gold chains, or any type of expensive shoes. Most of the time they're an asshat and talk too much. They like to boast or talk alot about what they're obsessed with. Basically modern douchebaggery on another level.
Hey, remember that one guy we were talking to? He seemed like he had fuckboyism since he was talking about how much wins and v-bucks he has in Fortnite, not only that but he just seemed annoying, showing off his expensive Jordans.
Fuckboyism by madnesskiller6 August 18, 2018

Fuckboism 

The study or practice of being a completely illegitimate, lying, not truthful and/or unruly person. The ideology of being and becoming a fukboi.
Person 1 - Did you see Chuck man? He's on some other level stuff now a days with his boys and his girl.
Person 2- Yeah, I believe Chuck has been taking up Fuckboism, that's why he's been MIA.
Fuckboism by Mx3M_ September 14, 2016
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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