9 definitions by Grant Hayes
1. To rearrange data on a disk so that it is stored seqentially rather than randomly, thus decreasing total access times. Fairly useless on new, fast drives.
2. Antonym of frag. Ie, to bring someone back to life.
2. Antonym of frag. Ie, to bring someone back to life.
1. Dirko: My 486 is running like a bag of shit.
Atticus: Defrag the dunga!
2. Game consol: Dirko was fragged by Poonani
Dirko: Damn, I need to be defragged. This definition is so stupid.
Atticus: Defrag the dunga!
2. Game consol: Dirko was fragged by Poonani
Dirko: Damn, I need to be defragged. This definition is so stupid.
by Grant Hayes September 14, 2005
by Grant Hayes April 4, 2006
A term used to describe one who ridicules and laughs at stupid people, and basically someone who is just generally cool.
Russell's dad is a butcher, but the meat was crap. I told him, he cried, and I laughed like a true stallion of mirth.
by Grant Hayes October 4, 2005
Mostly used in small towns in queensland. Predominately Maryborough.
1. An exclamation of frustration, usually at an annoying situation. Can be used in the place of words like crap, shit, damn, dang and so on.
2. A term used to describe something crappy or dodgy. Ie, an old rusty, smoky VL commodore.
1. An exclamation of frustration, usually at an annoying situation. Can be used in the place of words like crap, shit, damn, dang and so on.
2. A term used to describe something crappy or dodgy. Ie, an old rusty, smoky VL commodore.
1. Waity: My car broke down again. We cannot go to the fair and its associated hot women.
Dirko: Dunga!
2. Waity: We will have to take the EA to the fair.
Dirko: Dammit. When the chicks see that dunga they will run and hide.
Dirko: Dunga!
2. Waity: We will have to take the EA to the fair.
Dirko: Dammit. When the chicks see that dunga they will run and hide.
by Grant Hayes September 7, 2005
The most awesomely hardcore blasphemous thing you can say. Try to reserve this amazing phrase to times which require a little extra. Like when the earth explodes, or you wake up to find a 50ft high dildo standing over your girlfriend’s corpse quietly singing god save the queen.
Boss: You're fired. Oh and I fucked your wife and she died.
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!
Miguel: Eh.
Boss: Wtf.
Miguel: My job and wife were boring me. Time to purge myself and move on.
Miguel (walking out yells over shoulder): Hey! By the way, that wasnt my wife. I put your wife in disguise.
Boss: JESUS SUFFERING FUCK!
by Grant Hayes May 6, 2005
by Grant Hayes May 8, 2005
1. A term used to describe one who is acting like a fuckwit - partaking in activities which are foolish and / or irritating to others.
2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.
2. Sometimes used as a semi-endearing term, to describe a friend's ridiculous but amusing capers.
1. Dirko: Dude, the sheer amount of fuckwitism going on drove me away from the Post Office Hotel.
Luko: Christ...
2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...
Luko: Christ...
2. Dirko: Hey I have an idea. To relieve my frustration I will travel to the local bowling alley and climb the trees outside, throw rocks, and pick up 15 year old girls!
Luko: Oh jesus. Let the fuckwitism begin...
by Grant Hayes November 14, 2005