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Fuckboyitis 

When all you seem to attract is a fuckboy..😑
Jared keeps hitting my phone up when he had a girlfriend, I think I have fuckboyitis
Fuckboyitis by Tbfhidgaf July 8, 2016

Fuckboilism 

Jake Paul
Jake Paul is a symbol of Fuckboilism
Fuckboilism by M:E:M:E:D:A:D:D:Y October 22, 2017

Fuckboyification 

The process of turning a person/character into a fuckboy type state
Person A : yo someone started fuckboyification on Mario

Person B : rad

Fuckboitism 

A mental disease from which one may suffer from being an outrageously horny, desperate cunt and tries to get in with a girl only to end the relationship saying he's not ready for a girlfriend when three days later he's trying to get In with other girl, then tries to get in with the girl again so she will stop hating him and turning ppl against him then ends it saying that the girl and her friend gave him depression.
Jack wasn't ready for a girlfriend so he ended his relationship and got with another girl not three days later. and ofc everyone hated jack so he came back to the first girl and she took him back and ended it bc she apparentally gave me him depression. but all worked out okay as the girl recently learned jack suffered from not only fuckboitism and depression but also desperation which doesn't mix very well fuckboitism, if u meet anyone like this plz stay away from as they may be contagious. should also stay awake from the asian looking ones who send videos of themselves coming to girls.
- THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE X

fuckboilism 

The act of being a fuck boi
Jake Paul is the definition of Fuckboilism
fuckboilism by Goofygoofer October 21, 2017

fuckboiitis 

When youre only attracted to fuckboys. Symptoms will get worse after letting one play you more than once. 😒
Bitch 1: Damn, Stephanie's fuckboiitis is getting worse.

Bitch 2 : Ikr..
fuckboiitis by Betchyhoe December 11, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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