fuckboiitis
When youre only attracted to fuckboys. Symptoms will get worse after letting one play you more than once. 😒
fuckboiitis by Betchyhoe December 11, 2016
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FuckBoiii
Usually vv gl, amazing hair & eyes. Once you start going with them it is like the whole world has stopped. Until you get in to I’m little argument about them leaving you for a group of other people to go and buy some tabs. Then you have a break down bc your asshole step dad says your mam hates you and never wants you back in the house. They then split up with you on Stanley front street infront of a load of friends. They then get with a slag, who’s eyebrows look like they are sharpied on, the very next day.
Fuckboyitis
When you go out with a boy for while and then you break up and he has a new girlfriend the day after you break up. Synonyms: You dumb hoe.
Fuckboyitis by Udderly Ass November 9, 2016
Fuckboitism
A mental disease from which one may suffer from being an outrageously horny, desperate cunt and tries to get in with a girl only to end the relationship saying he's not ready for a girlfriend when three days later he's trying to get In with other girl, then tries to get in with the girl again so she will stop hating him and turning ppl against him then ends it saying that the girl and her friend gave him depression.
Jack wasn't ready for a girlfriend so he ended his relationship and got with another girl not three days later. and ofc everyone hated jack so he came back to the first girl and she took him back and ended it bc she apparentally gave me him depression. but all worked out okay as the girl recently learned jack suffered from not only fuckboitism and depression but also desperation which doesn't mix very well fuckboitism, if u meet anyone like this plz stay away from as they may be contagious. should also stay awake from the asian looking ones who send videos of themselves coming to girls.
- THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE X
- THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE X
Fuckboitism by SORRYIGAVEYOUDEPRESSION April 14, 2019
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