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fuckbillion 

Hyperbole used to express or describe a very large number, akin to words like bajillion.
Actual conversation:
Person 1: Yo, someone said the ratio of Spies to every other class in Tabula Rasa is Fuckbillion:1.
Person 2: Fuckbillion. That's a lot.
fuckbillion by Adrius June 16, 2008

fuckballoon 

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.
"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."
fuckballoon by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005

fuckball 

An "interesting" and unusual insult to someone you really hate.
"Fuck you, fuckball." Ray Barboni / Ray Bones (Dennis Farina) in Get Shorty (1995)
fuckball by solid_119 June 14, 2006

holy fuckballs 

It basically means you're in shock. Just like saying oh my god but way more
Intense.
holy fuckballs by Strobelight1993 December 1, 2013

fuckbilly 

In similarity to a fuckboy, a low working-class white person, especially a politically incorrect reactionary one, from a rural area who is an unsophisticated country person, possibly associated originally with the remote regions of the Appalachians and is the worst kind of guy, or at least one who represents the worst trends of the present moment. Simply put; a weak ass redneck, that ain't bout shit.
Look at that there fuckbilly up on that there hillside, boy, I say boy, he trying to be something he damn well isn't.

Monkey Fuckball 

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.
Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.
Monkey Fuckball by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021