When a male has sweaty testicles and pelvis thrust forward and backward causing his sweaty testicles to make a “slapping” noise. Preferably done right out of the shower in only a towel.
Sam walked out of the shower in a towel with a crazed look in his eyes, and moved his hips back and forth rapidly creating a loud slapping noise. He was performing a powerful swingset.
by ohohface247 June 10, 2010
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by jac-h May 13, 2011
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A sexual position, similar to the Bonesaw, in which two women and one man is involved. The man, wearing a strap-on on his ass, stands between two tables with women lying on them, face up. With the women's legs on the man's shoulders, he proceeds to penetrate forwards, and backwards, therefore boning both women simultaneously.
by The Swingsetter January 24, 2008
Get the Swingset mug.A object known to launch objects typically people or cars a long distance.
The height and distance does vary depending on vehicle/person size weight and shape.
The height and distance does vary depending on vehicle/person size weight and shape.
by Ugotdud September 5, 2021
Get the Swingset mug.1. any obscure crossword puzzle clue that is considered far too cryptic for the common man
2. an effeminate person
2. an effeminate person
by tacostacos November 24, 2005
Get the swingset susie mug.Used to describe the scent and/or taste of male’s dirty fingers. Specifically when the flavor resembles that of a rusty iron chain on a public park’s swing after you’ve been gripping it with clammy hands
Things were getting steamy and I started to suck on his fingers... I was devastated to find out he had some gnarly swingset fingers. The taste was unforgettable but eerily familiar.
The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.
The vibes at Lincoln park remind me of Dan’s swingset fingers.
by Madlibsss January 22, 2021
Get the Swingset Fingers mug.Basically a sport in which a child I'd placed on a swing and athletes give it their all to have their child be launched the farthest. Other variations include launching them through hoops of different sizes and colors to gain points, launching them the largest vertical distance, and launching them into the air to collide with other launched children.
Hey have you seen this sport called swingset gymnastics? It's amazing!
Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!
Yeah I can't wait to see those little shits go flying!
by Shittiest_Definer_Ever February 18, 2021
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