fuckbillion

Hyperbole used to express or describe a very large number, akin to words like bajillion.

Actual conversation:
Person 1: Yo, someone said the ratio of Spies to every other class in Tabula Rasa is Fuckbillion:1.
Person 2: Fuckbillion. That's a lot.

by Adrius June 16, 2008

Fucktillion

First defined by Pythagorus to mean the number of togas in Ancient Greece, Fucktillion is now commonly used to represent a number one less than infinity.

I was standing next to the sun yesterday and it was a fucktillion degrees!

by Cheese Furburgers September 10, 2010

fuckballoon

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.

"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."

by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005

Fucktillionaire

Someone who has more money than they could ever possibly spend.

"According to Forbes, Bill Gates is a Fucktillionaire."

Forbes top 10 Richest Fucktillionaires:

1. William H Gates III
2. Warren E Buffett
3. Karl & Theo Albrecht
4. Paul G Allen
5. Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Alsaud
6. Lawrence J Ellison
7. Alice L Walton
8. Helen R Walton
9. Jim C Walton
10. John T Walton

by Sir Smurfalot May 19, 2006

fuckzillion

a number so great it defies proper quantization. Used when appropriate details about the exact scale are unknown or unknowable but the phenomenon is assumed to be of a considerable magnitude.

Q: How many times did I tell you not to talk with morons?
A: Dunno, must be a fuckzillion.

I've got a fuckzillion problems but a bitch ain't one.

by phikappa September 25, 2010

Fuckmillion

A fucking absurd amount of money.

Creator is S.H.

Guy: Threesome?
Guy: With him?
Guy: I wouldn't have a threesome with him even for a billion dollars.
Guy: Maybe a trillion, just maybe.
Girl: What about a fuckmillion?

by Spartan3500 September 25, 2006

Fuckjillian

n. A number, that is very large.

I feel like I have to wait five fuckjillian minutes to do anything.

by Nora Joanna April 4, 2006