fuckballoon

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.

"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."

by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005

fuckbillion

Hyperbole used to express or describe a very large number, akin to words like bajillion.

Actual conversation:
Person 1: Yo, someone said the ratio of Spies to every other class in Tabula Rasa is Fuckbillion:1.
Person 2: Fuckbillion. That's a lot.

by Adrius June 16, 2008

fuckballing

When you're being lazy and doing nothing productive. Basically being no help around your surroundings.

"Jack, stop fuckballing and do your job!"

by DiamondGirl101 April 16, 2016

Fuckballing

When you're being lazy and doing nothing productive.

"Jane, stop fuckballing and do your chores!"

by DiamondGirl101 April 16, 2016

Fuckballsnutsack

Fuckballsnutsack is everything from a smoke shop worker to a screenshot of a old woman’s Facebook page and everything in between that you can pretty much make anything Fuckballsnutsack with enough filters on it.

Look what she just posted that’s so Fuckballsnutsack

by Fuckballsnutsack June 22, 2023

Fuckballsnutsack

Fuckballsnutsack is a beautiful habibi that will break your heart into a million pieces you’ll think she’s the trippy dead to your pink dipp but it’s really just a Fuckballsnutsack

“Hey man checkout this girl I’m talking to”
“Nah don’t talk to her she’s just a Fuckballsnutsack”

by Fuckballsnutsack June 24, 2023