fuckballing
When you're being lazy and doing nothing productive. Basically being no help around your surroundings.
fuckballing by DiamondGirl101 April 16, 2016
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Fuckballing
Fuckballing by DiamondGirl101 April 16, 2016
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fuckbaiting
A status on a social network that is meant to tell friends that's you're available for sex without coming right out and saying it.
The truly daring will use it as an unironic hashtag.
The truly daring will use it as an unironic hashtag.
"Mary just updated Facebook. Says she's, 'Sooooo lonely and cold tonight.'"
"Damn, she's fuckbaiting."
"Taking applications for a #Hercules cuddle-buddy. Bring tacos and margarita mix. I have ice cream! #fuckbaiting"
"Damn, she's fuckbaiting."
"Taking applications for a #Hercules cuddle-buddy. Bring tacos and margarita mix. I have ice cream! #fuckbaiting"
fuckbaiting by StSeanoftheKnife January 2, 2014
Fucktalking
"Fucktalking" is a term that describes the act of engaging in prolonged conversations that seem to go in circles, ultimately leading to no productive outcome. It represents a chain reaction of motivation that goes nowhere, as individuals involved in "fucktalking" exchange repetitive and redundant information without reaching any meaningful conclusions or actions. It serves as a reminder of the importance of efficient and purposeful communication to avoid wasting time and energy.
The team's constant fucktalking about the upcoming event left them with no concrete plans or actions, just a lot of repetitive discussion.
Fucktalking by EssSnake September 8, 2023
Furballing
The act of giving a blowjob to the point of ejaculation, letting him cum in your mouth, and then spitting the cum out on the nearest cat.
"Did you just pet the cat? He's all sticky and matted."
"Oh damn, Amanda must have been furballing on him last night."
"Oh damn, Amanda must have been furballing on him last night."
Furballing by A-Dazzle September 28, 2012
Faceballing
Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.
Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!
Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!
Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!
Faceballing by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011
Fuckbagging
Fuckbagging by Jordfff January 20, 2011
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
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