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FuckSplash 

Something that went horribly wrong and had severe or unwanted consequences.(usually involving water or liquids)
1.The drunk chick was running down the stairs carrying a beer jug and slipped making a huge Fucksplash.

2.The dude got in a fight with 5 gangsters n got his face busted resulting in a Fucksplash all over the pavement
FuckSplash by Mojay Simpson May 2, 2010
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What-the-Fucksplosion 

The resulting event from something so appalling that it actually creates concussive waves of what-the-fuck, with a force sometimes in excess of 30,000 Newtons.
What-the-fucksplosions were iterated everywhere when all of the earth's water suddenly turned into bears.

Fuck Splash 

White stain found on bed sheets or otherwise after sexual intercourse as a result of aggresive thrusting forcing vaginal fluids to spill onto bed/surface.
My bed was full of Fuck Splash after I smashed that chick last night.
Fuck Splash by Ben Smart June 17, 2008

Fuckflash 

n./ 1. An almost instantaneous sense of heightened arousal, usually followed by an equally fast decline of interest when not acted upon. 2. Sudden feelings of uncontrollable lust, then disinterest.
'I hate when I'm home alone having fuckflashes.'

'What is those?'

'When I get super horny and want to fuck, but by the time I get someone, I don't care anymore.'
Fuckflash by Dicari April 17, 2014

Fucksplosion 

A) Originally: The desecration/dismemberment of Big Daddy in Bioshock via a or multiple explosions.

B) To detail ones mass of ejacultion.
A) Seth: "Waaah, Nice Fucksplosion"!

Josh: why thank you, those proximity mines do deliver quite an arse kicking"

B) Seth delivered an almighty Fucksplosion over his partners chest.
Fucksplosion by James William Walker September 22, 2007

fucksmashed 

A term used to describe an extreme state of smashed, whether it be via alcohol, or destruction
#1
Cody: "Holy fuck!!, Did you see that guy just get fucksmashed by that car?!"

Lloyd: "Lets go get some fucking cheeseburgers"

Cody: "Totally"

#2

Cody: "Who...hol.holy fuckk...Im...fucking fucksmashed"

Lloyd: "Lets go get some fucking cheeseburgers"

Cody: "Tota - *BARF*"
fucksmashed by LJL September 26, 2005
to absolutely decimate something down to its atomic level.
that muscly meatdick bro can hold a lemon between his tits, but if he flexes really hard, he can totally fucksmash it
fucksmash by groozbeh January 25, 2009
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