Fuckflash 

n./ 1. An almost instantaneous sense of heightened arousal, usually followed by an equally fast decline of interest when not acted upon. 2. Sudden feelings of uncontrollable lust, then disinterest.

'I hate when I'm home alone having fuckflashes.'

'What is those?'

'When I get super horny and want to fuck, but by the time I get someone, I don't care anymore.'

Fuckflash by Dicari April 17, 2014

flying fuckfish 

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

flying fuckfish by papermachete November 5, 2005

fuckleshit 

A word that is used to describe utter amazement, and shock. Not to be confused with shittlefuck.

Fuckleshit! I just found a penny in my butthole!

fuckleshit by Brian Boytano January 20, 2007

fuckwashed 

a level of intoxication that is inappropriately excessive.

Mitch was so fuckwashed last night, he literally shit himself this morning because of it.

fuckwashed by ThatNihilistGuy November 17, 2010

fuckleshnuck

A shnuck that needs to immediately self-terminate

Omg did you see that guy? Total fuckleshnuck

fuckleshnuck by master pjesdrw34 February 15, 2018

Fuck Flash Back (FFB)

Fuck Flash Back... you just fucked some chick the other night, while you were off your fucking face.. then, when your mind wanders...
BAM. FFB...

the mind shows scenes of embarrassing facial expressions, slips, trips, falls..
maybe even the cum face... if you were lucky...

most likely to strike whilst at your shit job, or at a boring meal with the rentals. The physical reaction to the FFB manifests itself in the facial area, and prompts others to ask what is the matter with you...

"oh man, i gotta “Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” with the rentals at dinner last night"
"oh shit what did ya mom say?"
"she told me if i didnt like the food i should go to mcdonalds."

“Fuck Flash Back (FFB)” strikes at work:
*screws face at thought*
"andy....are you ok? did you hurt yourself?"
"erm... yeh..."

Fuck Flash Back (FFB) by andy697887 June 28, 2010

fuckfast 

A slang word used to describe an alcoholic drink (tonic wine) known as "Buckfast" which is usually consumed by the bottle, resulting in quick intoxication.

Also referred to as "buckie" or "a bottle of b"

This drink is popular in Ireland and Scotland

Mike do you want to come for a drink tonight?

yeah, what are you having?

answer: fuckfast

fuckfast by Capall October 11, 2006