Fuck-wank

When you have to be hand relieved by your partner after intercourse after you've brought them to climax (possibly several times over) and they are too tired to continue.

Mate 1: How'd things go with that chick last night?

Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.

by Bazildon P February 26, 2009

Fuck Wank

A person who cannot be described solely as a fucker or a wanker and instead is referred to as a fuck wank.

Matthew Baird is a fuck wank.

by Oxford warrior August 26, 2011

fuck wank

to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.

i saw Thatcher on tv the other day, and had to rush upstairs for a fuck wank.

by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003

Chin Fuck/Wank

When a guy takes out his dick and rubbs it on a girls chin and slaps it as well

Louise and Jay xD Chin Fuck/Wank

by Hydroxss January 23, 2010

dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003

dumb fuck shit ass wank

the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole

This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called.
Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right?
DON'T CENSOR ME!!

by Corpse July 25, 2004

Fat over-bese wank fuck

The insult you use for a fat overweight man when you are so annoyed you muddle up your words but you really don’t care as it’s funny either way.

Oh George is such a Fat over-bese wank fuck! I meant over weight obese but it works and I don’t really care anymore AHAHAHAHAHHAA

by Man.Jam-o September 6, 2022