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Fuckmance
1. Ardent, physical attachment or involvement between two people, usually focusing on sexual prowess, to the exclusion of all other traits or qualities. 2. Short-lived, intense, whirlwind relationship between two people who are incapable of contemplating any future beyond the next orgasm.
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Fuchman • fuckman • futhman • Fichman • Fuchanupa • Fuchlandia • Fuckmance • Fuckmangle • fuckmania • fuckmanship
Fuckman
"Fuckman" 1. n.. an appellation used in place of a personal name when that name is not known; a humorous nickname used to irritate a person, esp. when repeated often and despite all requests to stop. 2. interj. exclam. or expletive denoti...ng anger, surprise, sudden fear, dismissive contempt, patient scorn, or confusion.
The word is ...associated mainly with the well-known Rhythm and Blues combo "The Crawling Kingsnakes" which flourished in Toronto in the early years of the present century. It is not clear which of the band members originated the utterance, though it is rumoured to have been Michael Bonner. "Fuckman" is said to have referred chiefly to the drummer, Robert Parker, but may have been attached to other members also. The word is usually pronounced loudly, and often shouted.
The word is ...associated mainly with the well-known Rhythm and Blues combo "The Crawling Kingsnakes" which flourished in Toronto in the early years of the present century. It is not clear which of the band members originated the utterance, though it is rumoured to have been Michael Bonner. "Fuckman" is said to have referred chiefly to the drummer, Robert Parker, but may have been attached to other members also. The word is usually pronounced loudly, and often shouted.
Fuckman
A fuckman is much similar to the other term "fuckboy". They have the same intentions, but a fuckman is a more popular demand than a fuckboy because a fuckman has more maturity than a fuckboy. Instead of surviving off nudes, fuckman survive off the actual vagina. While the fuckboy is texting girls for nudes the fuckman is fucking & eating the soul out of the woman's vagina.
"I'm tired of dealing with the same fuckboys, I need a fuckman". "Chase, you're a really nice guy, but you can't fuck me like a fuckman can".
Fuckman by alfsafkjagasoith February 2, 2016
futhman
Futhman - An unfunny fat Arab dude on LiveJournal. Internet Personified.
He represents everything wrong with the Internet, he is bloated, unfunny, slow and lots of people think he's real cool.
Oh, but he's not.
He represents everything wrong with the Internet, he is bloated, unfunny, slow and lots of people think he's real cool.
Oh, but he's not.
futhman
An internet personality of mild fame and corpulent stature, known chiefly for his blog. Characterized by urbane wit, puns, and diverse perversions.
futhman by arafat kazi April 21, 2004
Fuckman
Fuckman by Andrea2019 February 19, 2019
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