futhman 

Futhman - An unfunny fat Arab dude on LiveJournal. Internet Personified.

He represents everything wrong with the Internet, he is bloated, unfunny, slow and lots of people think he's real cool.

Oh, but he's not.

Jameth: Futhman posted about how he's a fat Arab again. By the way, I'm really gay and have cats and like penises.

Futhman: SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT AS EPOPULAR AS I AM SHUT UP YOU FAG I WRITE FOR LJDRAMA.ORG AND HAVE OVER 200 LJ FRIENDS YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

futhman by poop August 31, 2004

futhman 

An internet personality of mild fame and corpulent stature, known chiefly for his blog. Characterized by urbane wit, puns, and diverse perversions.

Don't be Futhman, put down that stick of butter and stop playing eelgirl.wmv!

futhman by arafat kazi April 21, 2004

futhman 

Grandmaster sex machine!

oh god yes yes yeas FUTHMAN!!!!

futhman by Gloombunny June 6, 2003

Fuchman 

1.Self-explanatory. Alternate definitions for "Fuckman", also an alternate word for Pimp.

2.Crunk

3. Gay Porn Name (Hernando Fuchman)

1. Hernendo Fuchman

2. Pay my Fuchman, before I give my services.

Fuchman by Hernanado May 22, 2007

Beating the Fushman 

The act of spanking ur crank. This isn’t just regular jerking off this is the type where ur at ur friends house and ur in the bathroom wacking the fuck out of ur fushman

i was beating the fushman and ms messer was flicking my bean

Beating the Fushman by Niccalips May 3, 2020

the Futhank you wave 

The act of raising your hand after making an aggressive and rude traffic faux-pas, like changing lanes 2 feet in front of someone because you were going to miss your offramp.

The Futhank you wave is both a thank you and yet can be issued with no sincerity whatsoever- hence the F.U. prefix.

I swear that guy I cut off was going to kill me until I gave him the futhank you wave

the Futhank you wave by dred_lox May 15, 2014