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"Fuckman" 1. n.. an appellation used in place of a personal name when that name is not known; a humorous nickname used to irritate a person, esp. when repeated often and despite all requests to stop. 2. interj. exclam. or expletive denoti...ng anger, surprise, sudden fear, dismissive contempt, patient scorn, or confusion.

The word is ...associated mainly with the well-known Rhythm and Blues combo "The Crawling Kingsnakes" which flourished in Toronto in the early years of the present century. It is not clear which of the band members originated the utterance, though it is rumoured to have been Michael Bonner. "Fuckman" is said to have referred chiefly to the drummer, Robert Parker, but may have been attached to other members also. The word is usually pronounced loudly, and often shouted.
You really are a Fuckman
Here's your crown, king Fuckman
Fuckman by Croidler March 12, 2011
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A fuckman is much similar to the other term "fuckboy". They have the same intentions, but a fuckman is a more popular demand than a fuckboy because a fuckman has more maturity than a fuckboy. Instead of surviving off nudes, fuckman survive off the actual vagina. While the fuckboy is texting girls for nudes the fuckman is fucking & eating the soul out of the woman's vagina.
"I'm tired of dealing with the same fuckboys, I need a fuckman". "Chase, you're a really nice guy, but you can't fuck me like a fuckman can".
Fuckman by alfsafkjagasoith February 2, 2016
Fuckman/Fuckboy is a male version of slut
He is such a fuckman he fucks different women everynight
Fuckman by Andrea2019 February 19, 2019
A fuckboy 35 + years old that still, surprisingly hasn't grown the fuck up yet.

Since all the women his age can see past his bullshit now, are probably married, or in his eyes "all dried up" even though he is in the same boat as them, the fuckman now preys on women 15 years younger than him, much to the young women's disgust and fear.

AKA most millennial males in like 10-20 years at the rate we are going.
The fuckman went to the rave and preyed on Felicia so she kicked him in the nuts.
Fuckman by Tingle Likes Rupees November 17, 2016
A superhero that wears red/white polka dot boxers and is named fuckman, he wears a fruity towel as a cape.
Emily: hey fuckman save me!
Fuckman: no PROBLEMM
fuckman by Billy Samounty May 12, 2007
it is shit as hell
he is the fuckman
fuckman by penisman229 November 14, 2022
Good on paper aka they seem to have their shit together because they have a job and the trappings of stability, however, they are emotionally stunted.

Usually say something like “this is why you shouldn’t date me” or “this is why I am not good to date,” and then proceed like they are building a serious relationship with you. Or they say “this is just for sex,” yet go through the process of courting you (e.g., taking you on dates, trying to impress you, trying to make themselves look like a good partner, hinting that there might be more than just physical because the attraction and connection is so strong), introducing you to people they know (even up to introducing you to their family members), building a common group of friends, and even taking you on double dates. Their words and actions are often out of alignment, yet they act surprised when you become emotionally attached or confused about the situation.

A fuckman is different than a fuckboi because they intentionally seek intimacy in the form of deep conversations, trauma sharing, intimate sex, cuddling, and other intimate activities. They are similar to a fuckboi in that they are seeking a physical and emotional receptacle to meet their needs without accepting the responsibility of maintaining it or taking any accountability for their actions, which they curate to give the impression of relationship potential. Usually passively controlling by being emotionally calculating and triangulating.
“He’s a fuckman, he told me that it was just for sex, then proceeded to take me on double dates for six months and introduced me to his family. Then acted like I was crazy for getting confused.”
fuckman by Q. D. June 13, 2026