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Frumptart

Frumptart is a poptart in which a short stumpy penis had been discharged onto while screaming

"Frump your crusty ass dry poptart shit!!!"
Dude 1. that poptart u made me tasted like crusty semen.

Dude 2. Oh. thought u asked for a frumptart.
by SloppyJose December 31, 2011
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frumptable

A manner of dress that while providing ample amounts of comfort also appears bedraggled and disheveled.

Dressing frumpily in order to attain comfort.
When I got home Friday afternoon, I donned my sweats and my toe socks and plopped on the couch, and was all kinds of frumptable...
by Jennifer Lankenau August 1, 2007
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Frumptastic

Something or someone that is especially frumpy.
Wow, look at her! That long flowing skirt combined with those sensible shoes and the rest of her matronly look is quite frumptastic!
by Faloola K Cheezy January 25, 2011
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frustarted

Adj. The anxiety felt by people at the beginning of learning new a skill or discipline.

Portmanteau of Frustration and Started

Origin: An entertaining typo on a forum.
I can't figure out this programming language. I know I'm just a beginner, but I'm frustarted.

Joe was so frustarted in his basic ceramics class that he smacked the clay off the wheel and across the room.
by M.Blur April 22, 2011
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Frumptard

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress
Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)
by dvst8r February 25, 2011
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frumpfortable

A piece of clothing or furniture that is extremely comfortable to wear or use, but is not visually appealing in any way.
My wife put on her frumpfortable purple dress. She said it was relaxing. I say it does nothing for me.
by Jay Coz July 16, 2008
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frumpterable

dressing in comfy loose clothing; a rising trend of wearing simple, basic, perhaps too loose pieces of clothing and not care about it.
Restrictive tops are the #1 enemy of a frumpterable lifestyle.
by Rashbash May 9, 2014
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