Frumptart 

Frumptart is a poptart in which a short stumpy penis had been discharged onto while screaming

"Frump your crusty ass dry poptart shit!!!"

Dude 1. that poptart u made me tasted like crusty semen.

Dude 2. Oh. thought u asked for a frumptart.

Frumptart by SloppyJose December 31, 2011

frumptable 

A manner of dress that while providing ample amounts of comfort also appears bedraggled and disheveled.

Dressing frumpily in order to attain comfort.

When I got home Friday afternoon, I donned my sweats and my toe socks and plopped on the couch, and was all kinds of frumptable...

frumptable by Jennifer Lankenau August 1, 2007

Frumptastic 

Something or someone that is especially frumpy.

Wow, look at her! That long flowing skirt combined with those sensible shoes and the rest of her matronly look is quite frumptastic!

Frumptastic by Faloola K Cheezy January 25, 2011

frustarted 

Adj. The anxiety felt by people at the beginning of learning new a skill or discipline.

Portmanteau of Frustration and Started

Origin: An entertaining typo on a forum.

I can't figure out this programming language. I know I'm just a beginner, but I'm frustarted.

Joe was so frustarted in his basic ceramics class that he smacked the clay off the wheel and across the room.

frustarted by M.Blur April 22, 2011

Frumptard 

a person who has become mentally retarded due to the lack of expression of ones emotional turmoil or distress

Person A: So how are things with Cynthia?
Person B: Man, I know but i just don't, but maybe i'll find out if she still cares, and i just want her to be happy knowing im sad.
Person A:...What a frumptard
Person A aka "Frumptard": Sigh* (proceeds to cry like a frumptard)

Frumptard by dvst8r February 25, 2011

frumpfortable

A piece of clothing or furniture that is extremely comfortable to wear or use, but is not visually appealing in any way.

My wife put on her frumpfortable purple dress. She said it was relaxing. I say it does nothing for me.

frumpfortable by Jay Coz July 16, 2008

frumpterable 

dressing in comfy loose clothing; a rising trend of wearing simple, basic, perhaps too loose pieces of clothing and not care about it.

Restrictive tops are the #1 enemy of a frumpterable lifestyle.

frumpterable by Rashbash May 9, 2014