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Frumpert 

Person 1: are you seeing anyone?

Person 2: yeah, he's a frumpert

Person 1: unlucky comrade
Frumpert by SuckMyNoodle May 19, 2016
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A long, mid-calf or ankle length, loose, ugly, frumpy jumper, worn with a t-shirt, turtleneck, or polo style shirt underneath. Frumpers are most often seen on fundamentalist, homeschooling Christian women or their daughters for the sake of modesty.
I knew I had spotted a fundie family in the Walmart parking lot because the mom and her 5 daughters were wearing matching pink calico frumpers.
frumper by not a duggar June 15, 2011
A woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. A bagger who is a slut. A whore who is also a Cleveland Brown. A butterface who will gladly put out. Frump + strumpet = frumpet.
Amy is such a frumpet. She isn't good looking, but she'll put out for just about any guy.
frumpet by PMax March 9, 2008

frumper dumper 

Most of the women i work with have frumper dumpers.
frumper dumper by JJ Dirtbag May 10, 2016

Rump Frumper 

The act of throwing handfulls of honey at a person's rump.
"Pat and Kyle had an unprotected rump frumpfest last tuesday"

"I frumped that bitches rump last night, straight goods"

"I heard Billy is a rump frumper, and kathy is the rump frumpee"
Rump Frumper by Smack Addict July 4, 2006
Someone who smells other people's farts for pleasure.
After Rick farted, Jeff moved closer to get a good wiff of the odour. Then he took three more deep breathes through his nose and smiled.
frumper by Jeff Shea November 25, 2003

Frumperated 

to be frumpy and frustrated at the same time
Lily is extraordinarily frumperated
Frumperated by frumperated March 22, 2021
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