fruitility

n. / adj. The combination of the words 'futility' and 'fruitless'. Something that is pointless in the extreme; frivolous.

Despite repeated attempts over the years, his effort to perform felatio on himself was an excercise in fruitility.

by Stanky July 13, 2006

Fruitility

Action Bearing a fruit

Years of hardwork must be put in.... before expecting fruitility

by shivkaran June 12, 2018

Fruitility

The feeling one derives from tending an allotment.

Kate pretended she loved growing produce on her allotment. In truth she mainly felt resentment towards the endless digging, and a deep, numbing fruitility which she could not fully explain, but would surface every time she saw how little tomatoes cost to buy.

by Fe1sty May 2, 2021

futility

Performing an action that has no results.

Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.

by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012

Fruitality

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!

by Tiggerback May 22, 2010

frustilities

A blend of frustrations and hostilities. May become an expression of extreme anger.

Since the doctors won't do anything about my terrible back pain, I sometimes take out my frustilities on my family. That's not me.

by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

relative futility

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO

The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"

by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017