fruitilation 

decribing the way to get ride of a grou of gay people in one room

"dude this room is overly gay"
"i totaly know i need fruitilation"
"got that right ,i can call a team if you want?"
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"honey lets go back to your house?"
"ah im sorry gawwjuzz my house looks like a propper show tent at the moment. im being fruitilated"

fruitilation by RhiTard Rhino Rawr August 3, 2007

Fruitation 

What stupid people say instead of fruition to sound smart, trying to impress a large group of people in a meeting.

Boss: " So have you started to contact those sponsors about that project yet"

Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"

Fruitation by 5578 November 12, 2009

Fruititionist 

A person who is an expert in the field of fruitrition or a fruit-based lifestyle. A Fruititionist recommends a diet of at least 95% fruit, the rest consisting of greens, nuts and seeds. In order to obtain maximum nutrition a Fruititionist insists that all foods are to be eaten in their raw uncooked state.
A Fruititionist believes fruit is the most perfect food for humans and that we are designed to eat as much as we care for and as a result will gain vibrant health. Not only do Fruititionists recommend large quantities of fruit (min of 2500calories for females and 3000 for men) but they place particular emphasis on other important lifestyle factors like getting enough sleep, water, exercise and sunshine.

www.thefruititionist.com

Fruititionist by The fruititionist September 20, 2010

fruitation 

When an idea ripens like fruit. It's what stupid people use for the word fruition. Fresh fruit, stinky rotten fruit, any kind of fruit for any kind of idea or plan. You've got to picture the blossoming flower then the growth of the fruit depending on the idea or plan it represents.

I love it when a plan comes to fruitation.

fruitation by JOHNNYTHOUGHTS June 21, 2008

fruitation 

masturbating with fruit

fruitation is my favorite thing to do on the weekends while my girlfriend watches.

fruitation by pravstatus September 27, 2011

fruitation 

a fruitful, delightful, unexpectedly beneficial outcome. The best possible result from any situation.

Although my plans never came to fruition, to my delight they came to fruitation.

fruitation by jenn'sboitoi January 8, 2011

fruitulating 

calculating the amount won or lost on a fruit machine binge and how it effects your total kung fu money for the night.

Can we not go in just yet, i'm just fruitulating to see how many vodka red bulls i can afford.

fruitulating by vibeAdvice December 20, 2006