Fritoes
For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.
Fritoes by Mr. Met 1974 November 1, 2009
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fritoes
Noun: Toe nails that are so riddled with fungus, that they resemble frito corn chips, albeit not as tasty.
fritoes by Billy Goldtsein August 26, 2018
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Fritoes • frites sauce • frotoes • fritoscoop • fritoscrunch • Fritöse • Fritos Effect • fritos syndrome • Eat fritos • papa fritos
fritoscrunch
fritoscrunch by Guadalupe Hidalgo May 15, 2007
chili cheese fritos
A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.
John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)
chili cheese fritos by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020
frotoes
A human foot resembling that of Frodo Baggins. There are tufts of fur on the top of the foot as well as on each individual toe.
Sally: Hey Marv, I see you're wearing your flip flops on this fine afternoon.
Marv: Thats right, I gotta air out my frotoes.
Marv: Thats right, I gotta air out my frotoes.
frotoes by Bronson Pinchot August 9, 2009
Fritos Effect
Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on
Fritos Effect by DXL Spin February 11, 2012
Fritos
The best of all corn chips. Many different types of Fritos (i.e. Fritos Scoops) have been formed from the original.
Fritos by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005
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