frotoes

A human foot resembling that of Frodo Baggins. There are tufts of fur on the top of the foot as well as on each individual toe.

Sally: Hey Marv, I see you're wearing your flip flops on this fine afternoon.

Marv: Thats right, I gotta air out my frotoes.

frotoes by Bronson Pinchot August 9, 2009

Fro Toes 

A collection of bushy hairs formed on the knuckles of your toes.

Ang: Hey, need a razor?

Jaz: For What?

Ang: FO YO FRO TOES!!(:

Fro Toes by Mike Oxisbiggerthanyours March 10, 2011

Fritoes 

When someone neglects cutting their toenails for so long, their length and color resemble Fritos.

For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.

Fritoes by Mr. Met 1974 November 1, 2009

Frotfest 

'The act of rubbing ones genitals on inanimate objects to induce ejaculation and/or acheive pleasureable sensations.'

so basically the same as frotage but non stop and lots & lots of it ;D

He stopped the frotfest half way through and went off to Julie, i was so close!

Frotfest by Mrpoppadoppalis May 27, 2010

fritoes 

Noun: Toe nails that are so riddled with fungus, that they resemble frito corn chips, albeit not as tasty.

Why do people with fritoes insist on wearing sandals??!!

fritoes by Billy Goldtsein August 26, 2018