Fritöse

Waking up after a possibly wild evening at Servers' place or Kraftraum.

Mostly caused due to trash air conditions in the room.
Side effects can be lack of motivation, Kater or Getriebeschaden.

Legs: Heute Fritöse bei Server?
Janker: Ja mit Flöterei
Markus: Ich hau euch gleich eine

by Dahliiin April 28, 2024

fritoscrunch

A faggot who is bad at World of Warcraft and likes to smoke pole in his offtimes.

You see that guy sucking dick over there? He must be a fritoscrunch.

by Guadalupe Hidalgo May 15, 2007

chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

Fritos Effect

When something is horrible but you just want more of it.

Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on

by DXL Spin February 11, 2012

Fritos

The best of all corn chips. Many different types of Fritos (i.e. Fritos Scoops) have been formed from the original.

And so then he crushed my Fritos into tiny bits, proclaiming that I now had "more Fritos."

by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005

Fritos

Possibly the greatest substance on the face of the earth.

Fritos are corn chips, made by Frito-Lay, INC.

Ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored Fritos)

Apparently, Fritos are some nutritious sons-of-bitches, too.

..and these motherfuckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.

Steve: Goddamnit, Fred, have you ever had Fritos?

Fred: Holy shit, man, those motherfuckers are delicious.

by dillan lol January 16, 2009

Fritoes

When someone neglects cutting their toenails for so long, their length and color resemble Fritos.

For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.

by Mr. Met 1974 November 1, 2009