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fritoscrunch
fritoscrunch by Guadalupe Hidalgo May 15, 2007
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Fritöse • Fritos Effect • Fritoes • fritoscoop • fritoscrunch • fritos syndrome • FRITSEC • Eat fritos • papa fritos • Bag of Fritos
chili cheese fritos
A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.
John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)
chili cheese fritos by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020
Fritos Effect
Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on
Fritos Effect by DXL Spin February 11, 2012
Fritos
The best of all corn chips. Many different types of Fritos (i.e. Fritos Scoops) have been formed from the original.
Fritos by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005
Fritos
Possibly the greatest substance on the face of the earth.
Fritos are corn chips, made by Frito-Lay, INC.
Ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored Fritos)
Apparently, Fritos are some nutritious sons-of-bitches, too.
..and these motherfuckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.
Fritos are corn chips, made by Frito-Lay, INC.
Ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. (not including the various flavored Fritos)
Apparently, Fritos are some nutritious sons-of-bitches, too.
..and these motherfuckers are guaranteed fresh, unless the packaging says otherwise.
Steve: Goddamnit, Fred, have you ever had Fritos?
Fred: Holy shit, man, those motherfuckers are delicious.
Fred: Holy shit, man, those motherfuckers are delicious.
Fritos by dillan lol January 16, 2009
Fritoes
For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.
Fritoes by Mr. Met 1974 November 1, 2009
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Pee Calculus
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