A festering Testicle. Usually attatched to a dead body, the festicle is symptomised by its green, and somewhat soggy appearance. The festicle may also occur on a living male. Usually after the insertion of testicles into another persons mouth. see teabag.

1.) As i went to pierce guy's scrotum, i realised he had a festicle.

2.) As Guy walked down the street he felt something roll down his leg, and realised his festicle had fallen onto the sidewalk.

Festicle. by sam nutt May 3, 2007

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FLESTICLE

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.

Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.

FLESTICLE by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007

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Frosticles

when extreme cold temperatures causes frost and even ice to form on one or both testicles

When the weather report said to expect temperatures to drop below freezing, Jason wrapped a scarf around his balls to prevent frosticles

Frosticles by Luviticus December 20, 2008

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Wristicle

Another term for the '''wrist curl''', a weight training exercise for developing just the wrist flexion flexor muscles of the forearm

Gee Bernice, put away the skipping rope; if you want wrist shots like Joe Sakic, you better work on some Wristicles.

Wristicle by Hamskcid November 24, 2011

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