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Fried-day 

Friday, TGIF
(noun)1) That much-longed-for day at the end of the week when even the simplest sentences, constructed with the smallest words, require far more thought that you are capable of giving them in order to comprehend their meaning. 2) The day of the week preceding Saturday, and following Thursday,in a work week you can't even imagine reliving for fear of jeopardizing your current mental health. 3) A day, typically the day that ends a 5-day, 80-hour work week, that oh-so-eloquently describes the current state of your brain, your state of mind, etc.
1) I couldn't think of a good example for the entry my friends urged me to enter in the Urban Dictionary this Fried-day, after I spent the entire week overloading what little gray matter I have left with work-related craziness.
Fried-day by Biogeekette September 15, 2006
Words you can keep
Fried Day. The start of the weekend (Friday) and the best day to get fucked up by smoking yourself stupid.
It's Fried Day nigga! Let's fuckin smoke that ounce of purp.
Fried Day by xNTCx October 16, 2008

Best Friend day 

NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY. June 8 celebrates National Best Friends Day, a day to honor that one special person you call your “best friend”.

December 11 national slap your friend day

Friend :Why did you slap me

me : it’s December 11 national slap your friend day it’s today

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31) 

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

Girl Best Friend Day 

It’s October 24 give your girl best friends some love they deserve it
“Hey it’s October 24
“Happy Girl Best Friend Day Marry

National fuck your best friend day 

Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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