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Fried-day 

Friday, TGIF
(noun)1) That much-longed-for day at the end of the week when even the simplest sentences, constructed with the smallest words, require far more thought that you are capable of giving them in order to comprehend their meaning. 2) The day of the week preceding Saturday, and following Thursday,in a work week you can't even imagine reliving for fear of jeopardizing your current mental health. 3) A day, typically the day that ends a 5-day, 80-hour work week, that oh-so-eloquently describes the current state of your brain, your state of mind, etc.
1) I couldn't think of a good example for the entry my friends urged me to enter in the Urban Dictionary this Fried-day, after I spent the entire week overloading what little gray matter I have left with work-related craziness.
Fried-day by Biogeekette September 15, 2006
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Fried Day. The start of the weekend (Friday) and the best day to get fucked up by smoking yourself stupid.
It's Fried Day nigga! Let's fuckin smoke that ounce of purp.
Fried Day by xNTCx October 16, 2008

Best Friend day 

NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY. June 8 celebrates National Best Friends Day, a day to honor that one special person you call your “best friend”.

December 11 national slap your friend day

Friend :Why did you slap me

me : it’s December 11 national slap your friend day it’s today

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31) 

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

Girl Best Friend Day 

It’s October 24 give your girl best friends some love they deserve it
“Hey it’s October 24
“Happy Girl Best Friend Day Marry“

National fuck your best friend day 

Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day