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Freshman 9 

the 9 months a girl spends pregnant after becoming a slut her freshman year at college
Freshman 9: a girl goes to bloomsburg and fucks random guys and then becomes pregnant
Freshman 9 by i<3sluts November 3, 2011
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Freshmanjr

A dude who stanks up the place with his H.B.O (Haitain body odour) & treats video games like its real life... Well sadly it is his real life cos the kid does fuck all else.. Apart from eating dirt cookies.
Man 1 - "dawg, what is that vile odour?"

Man 2 - "It's that Freshmanjr over there! Lets chase him down & whoop his ass"

Freshmanjr - "Don't make me run, I'll get wet patches under my breasts"
Freshmanjr by Shit Man Dolla February 3, 2010

Freshman 

A freshman is usually a student in their first year of high school. They enjoy stopping in the middle of the hallway to hug their friends during the 6 minute breaks you have between classes. They occasionally think that they are cooler than everyone else, though this does not apply to all freshman.
Freshman girl 1: OH MY GOD!!! JENNIFER! IT'S BEEN LIKE AN HOUR SINCE I LAST SAW YOU!!!

Freshman girl 2: LET'S BLOCK THE HALLWAY AND ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE WHO HAS TO WALK ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMPUS!!

Freshman girl 1: OKAY!!!
Freshman by Avobiwonkenobi September 8, 2013

Lowery Freshman Center

Lowery is filled with fuck boys and hoes and a whole bunch of hood rats who love talking shit and fighting and also full of teachers that tell you 24/7 to put your id on.
Jack Goff: Dude didn’t you know lowery freshman center is like a strip club with all the people that get dress coded?

Nick gurr: Dude, really? no way!

Freshman Trance 

When freshman girls think they can get with any upperclassman. However, the upperclassman only mess with them for their fresh and tight pussy.
“Nancy thinks brad really likes her, but she’s definitely in the freshman trance
Freshman Trance by owen🤧 February 2, 2018

Freshman 

One of the best, and worst, of the classes in highschool. As 8th graders, these kids were used to receiving respect from younger kids. But as freshman, these kids are now used to receiving 1-3 things: Respect, Bullshit, and for some, Cock. Some freshman see themselves for who they are and respect their fellow upperclassmen, and in return receive LOTS of respect. Others, though, enter highschool with the "I'm better than you" mentality that earns a freshman nothing but well deserved bullshit. Some overly proud freshman are even exiled by their own classmates because they refuse to put up with them. Then, there's those few whorish young freshman who look 18 and go cock hunting. Wow, are we proud of them!
Freshman 1: Hey man, what's up?
Junior 1: Not too much man, nice to meet you!
(Respect = earned)

Freshman 2: Get outta my way!
Senior 1: Whatta bitch.
(Respect NOT earned. Let the Bullshit commence!)

Freshman 3: Ah! I love it!
Senior 2: How old are you? *Shrugs and continues*
Freshman by Nicky Sandman January 25, 2014

Freshman Thot 

Freshman girls who typically date seniors and say “omg it’s true love...”. They usually lose their virginity to the senior than when the senior dumps them they wonder why. They’re also usually just dumb bitches. Wear leggings, tube tops, post pictures and stuff in bras, and in mirror pics always make it look like they have a butt!!!
She’s such a freshman thot and it’s so annoying
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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