Freehaw

Those who ride big tractors

Freehaw carved a dick in the cornfields.

by anonymous October 29, 2022

Freehand

Freehand is the embarrassing situation where you hold your hand out to someone and they are completely unaware of it or will have nothing to do with it. It is worse when they start to walk away and you quickly lower your hand out of shame hoping no-one has noticed.

I heard that Jenny freehanded Greg. Left him there standing looking like an idiot.

by dw8177 July 7, 2016

Freehand

Freehanding is when you wank with no aids but your imagination. To properly freehand you must use no porn

-did you see that chick's cleavage man?
+oh fuck yeah man i freehanded to it later on

by jeff-C December 18, 2005

Freehab

Free rehab, its that simple.

I was watching Intervention on A&E yesterday and in order to break Tim's crack addiction, they gave him freehab.

by thebigneon August 5, 2007

freehanded

being given everything for free all the time, because your too lazy or poor to get it yourself.

Jessica and Randy are freehanded constantly by my Mom.

by angrysister November 24, 2011

freehand

When something is smoked without the use of a bong, bubbler etc. The smoker merely catches the wafting smoke with his/her mouth or nose. Not a very effective method of smoking.

No bong? Looks like we're gonna have to freehand that hash.

by Flingotravels May 13, 2005

Freehand Science

• noun { sigh - enss }
Scientific research which foregoes any of the traditional protocol, or obligatory components within established modern practice, in order to eliminate, or alleviate their distracting influence, and allowing one to possibly circumvent restrictive components hidden within the running paradigm, resulting in novel understanding which can then be integrated into the conceptual view of the subject, to progress associated and ancillary ideas and refine comprehension of such.

Unable to recruit certain faculties of executive function, the man conducted his research of the anomoly using freehand science and made a novel discovery, but had no notes, nor formulaic data, to submit for peer review, or for others to recreate the experiment.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020