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freejaculation 

Spontaneous ejaculation. Just cumming without the work. Usually seen in the form of a wet dream.
"Dammit I just freejaculated thinking about doing her doggystyle"

"... yea freejaculation is a BITCH"
freejaculation by I M A Dogg June 30, 2008

Freejack 

1. A dissident or loner; somebody who has distanced himself from his grassroot origins and roams the world without being tied to a distict group, ideology or belief system.

2. A traveller, pirate, outlaw or scoundrel who relies solely on his own set of rules for survival.

Famous examples would include Captain Nemo, Elric of Melniboné, Long John Silver, Dr. Richard Kimble, Kwai Chang Caine, Drizzt Do'Urden and John Dillinger.
"He confronted his family about what they had done and went freejack."

"Beware of Jason, he's some kinda freejack."

"Told ya Shirley, that's what you get when you fall for a freejack."
Freejack by Darth Jones August 23, 2009

freefartfigglin 

freefartfigglin.org Google Sites, then add "/view/freefartfigglin-org/home" to the URL is a website where you can download working stuff... for free!
You can:
-Download Stone Cold Free
And so much more!
I couldn't find my fiancée a good wedding ring anywhere, so I downloaded a wedding ring on freefartfigglin.org for FREE!
freefartfigglin by IAteMySink May 28, 2023
To fall weightlessly and freely from the sky, as in while skydiving.
The freefall while skydiving is about 35 seconds long. I really enjoyed the freefall.
freefall by Noelle April 3, 2005

Freemack Smack 

A subject dubbed the 'Freemack' uses it's palm to smack it's ass for the enjoyment of onlookers.
"Everybody loves the Freemack Smack".
Freemack Smack by - May 20, 2004

Queen of Freefalling 

Female rapper, Nicki Minaj, is referred to as the Queen of Freefalling due to the fact that her songs and features have a habit of freefalling down Billboard charts placements.
Wow! Nicki Minaj sure is the Queen of Freefalling! Princess Diana Remix by Ice Spice featuring Nicki Minaj has already fallen 109 spots off the Global charts in less than a week!
Queen of Freefalling by KittLyna April 24, 2023
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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