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Freejack 

1. A dissident or loner; somebody who has distanced himself from his grassroot origins and roams the world without being tied to a distict group, ideology or belief system.

2. A traveller, pirate, outlaw or scoundrel who relies solely on his own set of rules for survival.

Famous examples would include Captain Nemo, Elric of Melniboné, Long John Silver, Dr. Richard Kimble, Kwai Chang Caine, Drizzt Do'Urden and John Dillinger.
"He confronted his family about what they had done and went freejack."

"Beware of Jason, he's some kinda freejack."

"Told ya Shirley, that's what you get when you fall for a freejack."
Freejack by Darth Jones August 23, 2009
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Freejack - when the massage parlor is running a two for one special, you get a freejack.

In poker - When someone checks the flop and a jack spikes o the turn u got a freejack.

In thievery - when you are stealing someones car and they just give you the keys you got a freejack.

In reality - Or...when you are in a movie so bad you must invent time travel to go back and remove it from getting out - freejack.
Perv #1: Damn I love that spot with they 2 for 1 deal, I can't deny I love a freejack even if I have to wait an hour or so before I'm up for it

perv #2: yeah, gettin freejacked is the best
freejack by dandadino January 26, 2011

freejaculation 

Spontaneous ejaculation. Just cumming without the work. Usually seen in the form of a wet dream.
"Dammit I just freejaculated thinking about doing her doggystyle"

"... yea freejaculation is a BITCH"
freejaculation by I M A Dogg June 30, 2008

Freemack Smack 

A subject dubbed the 'Freemack' uses it's palm to smack it's ass for the enjoyment of onlookers.
"Everybody loves the Freemack Smack".
Freemack Smack by - May 20, 2004
The art of reaching ejaculation without using your hands.
Logie and the boys are coming over for a group freejac session tonight.
freejac by EjaculationStorm August 9, 2016

Freemack Smack 

An open-faced, two palm slap of one's own ass.
Freemack Smack by ~ May 28, 2004

Freejacking 

When an American actor portrays a British character with an accent so convincing that the audience is oblivious to their native accent.

The word derives from freeaboo (see also: teaboo, weeaboo). With the "tea" referencing the stereotype of British people drinking tea.

The opposite of freejacking is teajacking.
If there were an award for freejacking, Meryl Streep would win it!
Freejacking by smchl August 14, 2019