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Often found lurking on deviantART and other online galleries, a freefag never stops asking for free requests of art and perverse photography, and never takes "no" for an answer. Usually they are the type who have no artistic talent so get others to draw their shitty characters or use dollmaker programs to create their god-awful Sonic The Hedgehog recolours which they then claim as their own work. Often turns into a ban-evader who will make multiple accounts and contact you on every possible system such as email, other accounts and other websites, taking this to a stalker-ish level and never leaving the artist / subject alone until the banhammer is well and truly dropped.

Usually can't spell and gets butthurt over the word "no".
Freefag: Do u do commissions
Artist: No
Freefag: o do u do trade
Artist: No
Freefag: o do u do request
Artist: *block*
Freefag OMG WHY!!!! I send u email!
Freefag by ISTesla April 3, 2011

freefartfigglin 

freefartfigglin.org Google Sites, then add "/view/freefartfigglin-org/home" to the URL is a website where you can download working stuff... for free!
You can:
-Download Stone Cold Free
And so much more!
I couldn't find my fiancée a good wedding ring anywhere, so I downloaded a wedding ring on freefartfigglin.org for FREE!
To fall weightlessly and freely from the sky, as in while skydiving.
The freefall while skydiving is about 35 seconds long. I really enjoyed the freefall.
freefall by Noelle April 3, 2005

Freeagent 

Sports/ Dating lingo. Refers to the offseason in sports in which players are looking for a team to sign their talents to a minimum/ maximum contract. Minimum contract = Short Term , Maximum contract = Long Term

The girl/guy has just gotten out of a relationship or never been in a relationship. The individual is willingly looking to be in a relationship. Currently testing "the market"
Chad: "Hey bro, do you know the status on Emily? I just saw she changed her status on FB to, 'it's complicated' "

Mike: "My dude, I don't think she updated it because she personally told me she broke up with Alex, and that she is going MIA from FB. But as of right now, I know she's a freeagent."
Freeagent by Saucey Wave August 4, 2018

Queen of Freefalling 

Female rapper, Nicki Minaj, is referred to as the Queen of Freefalling due to the fact that her songs and features have a habit of freefalling down Billboard charts placements.
Wow! Nicki Minaj sure is the Queen of Freefalling! Princess Diana Remix by Ice Spice featuring Nicki Minaj has already fallen 109 spots off the Global charts in less than a week!

Mattress Freefall

The period of time between hearing your mattress frame crack and landing on the carpet afterwards. Caused mostly by obesity. A growing problem in the United States.
*Crack*
Person 1: Dude, we're entering mattress freefall.
Mattress Freefall by TumblingTyler January 11, 2010