Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

The Freitag Trade 

Trading a blowjob for a finger-bang.
I’m not really down to fully hookup with him/her tonight, but I would definitely do The Freitag Trade.
Related Words
A shorter name for r/fivenightsatfreddy's, where fredditors (fnaf redditors) post.
guy 1: Do you go on Freddit?
guy 2: Freddit? Dont you mean Reddit?
guy 1: no
Freddit by FireFlareion January 26, 2021
you are soo freitas!
Freitas by lovergurl. September 22, 2009

Jimmer and the Fredettes 

New name for the team formerly known as the Brigham Young Cougars. They were going to do it earlier, but Brandon Davies wasn't messing around then.
Jimmer and the Fredettes are the 3 seed in the NCAA tournament this year.
k-feditis, not to be confused with thugitis,is a condition that could plague males in the youthful, useless, mooching stages of their lives. Symptoms include a bad, slurred speech pattern, "thug"-ish clothing that fails to fit the average human body, hair that is disheveled, k-mart highlighted and oddly resembles the texture of pubic hair, a tan straight out of a bottle, a gold-digging edge, and the need to establish a rapping career based off of an imaginary slang word that would, in said diseased person's mind, signify an ass-shaking hit. Many diagnosed with K-feditis start their lives with useless careers, such as back up dancers, or mooching off of their parents. K-feditis can be easily cured with a lobotomy and a shower. It can also affect men of many cultures, but has shown to be particularly common with men of confused cultural identity.
"That boy has severe K-Feditis of the face, he can't stop flinching or saying "popozao"."

"T's K-Feditis is severe, his pants are almost around his ankles and his hair is getting kind of crispy."

"Why'd she marry that K-Feditisite? He's totally out to use her money to launch his rap career."
K-Feditis by Prudence Savvy August 13, 2006
Fredi sometimes can be really mean but he is really nice all the girls with like to be with him but he all ready has a girl but that doesn't stop from him doing him he can be rude but he sure is funny
Girl: wow he has such nice eyes
Girlfriend:Yeah i know hes the best boyfriend
#Nice #Fredi
fredi by Icyyydonut May 8, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more